Amy misbehaves at her s****rs wedding
I was just 20 when I was bridesmaid at my older s****rs wedding. It had been a long day and I had d***k too much wine. Later in the evening I wandered in the hotel grounds to try to clear my head. I was slowly strolling when I saw my uncle Roger sitting on a bench. As a young girl I had always got on well with him and we always had a laugh together. I’m not sure how old he was but I think he was about 10 years older than my mum. As I reached the bench he patted and said, ‘Hi Amy, come and sit down.' We chatted about general things and then he said, ‘Do you know, one thing I really enjoy about weddings is the fact that brides and bridesmaids are almost certainly wearing stockings and suspenders under their dress, and I always wonder what colour knickers they are wearing.' I blushed at hearing my uncle speak like this. I didn’t know what to say. He followed this up by saying, ‘Well am I right, are you wearing stockings and suspenders?' I said, ‘I don’t think you should ...